I'm so happy that they use non-dairy creamer! The village glazier he was there, with his prick of glass He diddled 'em in their cunnys, and also in the ass! Stretch - Nickname for a tall person.
My Grandad sells cheap prophylactics, He punctures the teats with a pin, For Grandma gets rich off abortions, My God how the money rolls in.
A man came in for a balloon, A balloon from the store, Balloon he wanted, Blown he got, I don't work there any more.
Short arms and deep pockets - Miser.
The virgins they are rare in Mobile, etc When they get their pubic hair, They're deflowered by the mayor, In Mobile.
We've limp ones and thick ones and ravages and sick ones, And all kinds of dicks and say! Bog roll - Toilet paper.