She aint fat bruh just a little thick - Trinidad James

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food Yo mama so fat she can hear bacon cooking in Canada your mama so fat she aint got cellulite she got celluheavy Some people trade tit for tat, yo mama so fat she traded fit for fat Yo mama so fat, she did a belly flop and 2 weeks later they found water on Mars.

Yo mama so fat evel knievel called and wanted to jump her.

Only reason I would call my fam is to let them know that some crazy chic got me tied up in the closet and wont let me out.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear a spandex wedding ring Yo mama so fat she has shocks on her toilet Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.