He moved into your home as a family member.
Miley spent a significant portion of her show scantily clad in extremely compromising positions that had us thinking pretty much about only one thing: how it seemed just so similar to porn.
But if you want your son to arrive at partnered sex without a bad case of death grip syndrome, a Fleshlight is a safer option than a fist.
Would creating a registry be in poor taste? Piper Perri comes home from school to find the house empty.
When Piper calls out to see if she's home there's no answer.
But this young man is biologically related to your children.