It was a great challenge to try and orchestrate my performance in only one environment.
Arnold: Do you know that up until the age of nine or ten, boys cry the same amount as girls? Claire calls her out on manipulating Tom, and he finally breaks up with her for good.
In season two, the roles reverse, but with the permabuzzing Patrick instead of Geoffrey.
In Portuguese Custard Tarts, Alan is worried that he might have cause him to turn gay because he didnt snip these behaviors in the bud.
He could find a side gig as a chest-hair consultant.
He also says he had sex with at least 15 men during the last year, whilst having an open relationship with Arnold for most of that period.