The sofa itself, the carpets, the detritus of normal life speak volumes about the person in the photo, and the collective result is extremely revealing in a way that has nothing to do with nudity.
Toyah Willcox donned a fun multicoloured hairpiece and a kooky silver breast plate as she performed at All Stars Cabaret at 's Proud Embankment on Friday.
About as much protection as a chocolate fireguard, and leaves pretty much nothing to the imagination.