And all this has made Janice Dickinson thin.
And, as such, Janice Dickinson has just told the world that Tyra Banks is fat on the Today show.
Still, the least we can do is congratulate Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall on their engagement.
That loud, regular, cracking noise that sounds like a constant 21-gun salute? It was only later that you would actually talk to me.
The feisty actress, born on April 14, 1977, in New York City, supposedly came into the world with neither a stake in her hand nor a paranormal thought.
Not only that, but it's turned Janice Dickinson into a sort of fat-fairy who can twinkle into any room, wiggle her wand and declare that people are either fat or thin depending on nothing more than how she feels at any given moment in time.